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Released in 1987 Sign ‘O’ The Times showcases the talents of an artist at his peak both creatively and musically.

Right from the first use of the driving, rhythmic sound that drives almost the entire album along which emanates from the drum machine, it’s clear that this album is something very special indeed.

This was Prince’s first solo release since deciding to leave the revolution, however members from the revolution do still feature heavily on many of the tracks. Sign ‘O’ The Times is in fact born out of three separate projects from 1986, which included Prince’s final project with the revolution which was known as “Dream Factory.”

The diversity evident on this double album is frankly staggering,  encompassing funk, slow jams, all-out jam sessions, rock and ‘proper’ R’n'B.

Topics covered in the tracks include: sex and relationships (both the beginnings and endings), sexuality, the state of society and religion. Perhaps this sounds heavy or pretentious but it’s all handled with such verve and imagination that you are not forced to hear the ‘message’ in any given track.

Track listing:

Disc One

1. Sign “☮” the Times – 4:57

2. Play in the Sunshine – 5:05

3. Housequake – 4:42

4. The Ballad of Dorothy Parker – 4:01

5. It – 5:09

6. Starfish and Coffee – 2:50

7. Slow Love – 4:22

8. Hot Thing – 5:39

9. Forever in My Life – 3:30

Disc Two

1. U Got the Look – 3:47

2. If I Was Your Girlfriend – 5:01

3. Strange Relationship” – 4:01

4. I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man – 6:29

5. The Cross – 4:48

6. It’s Gonna Be a Beautiful Night – 9:01

7. Adore – 6:30

Personally, what Prince has managed to achieve in this album is to place the listener sitting on a pedestal smack bang in the middle of the tracks, for instance you can feel the desperation, the seediness of the people and the squalid environment.

For example in ‘Starfish & coffee’: “I’m standing in line with Cynthia Rose, wondering just what is in that lunchbox!” and in ‘The Ballad of Dorothy Parker’: “I’m in that diner, hoping Dorothy will invite me to take a bath with my ‘pants’ on!”

It’s said that when lying down the vocals on the album Prince would ask for the studio to be cleared, so he could get in the right frame of mind. Listening to ‘If I Was Your Girlfriend’ I can easily believe this.

“If I was your girlfriend would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man? And if I was your one and only friend would you run to me if somebody hurt you? Even if that somebody was me?” are lines which are sung in such a way that you know he’s been there himself.

If you’re looking for me to list my favourite tracks… the truth is I can’t as no one track can possibly standout on such a perfect collection. To close, consider this: Prince performed and arranged most of the music on this album single-handedly. Wow!

Review: Skies of Arcadia

This is an older review which I originally wrote quite some time ago, I have edited it somewhat but it is still intended to be a review of the original Dreamcast version of the game.

Until the release of Skies of Arcadia, Grandia 2 had been the only decent RPG on the Dreamcast; this had left a few people wondering when another good one would finally come along. Thankfully, Skies of Arcadia more than fit the bill. The game is set in the strange world of Arcadia where ships sail the skies, and everyone lives on a multitude of different islands, overlooked by many different-coloured moons. Each moon has a different element that can be used in battle to your advantage: these are the red (fire), blue (water & wind), purple (ice), yellow (lightning) green (healing magic) and silver (revival and status curing properties). The world of Arcadia is vast and covered with apparent dangers, sky rifts, black pirates and even worse the Valuans. This dastardly bunch are after the six moon crystals, so that they can wake the Gigas, a bunch of huge man-made beasts constructed just for destruction – and as you’re a Blue Rogue, a noble space pirate, it’s your duty to stop those filthy gits from doing so.

You play Vyse, the son of Dyne, a well respected Blue Rogue captain who has his own ship. You hang around with Aika, a tomboy who will follow Vyse anywhere because they have known and trusted each other for ages. Now to the good stuff: the story starts off when you see a funny-looking ship being attacked by none other than Alfonso, one of the Valuan generals, who seems to be after the uniquely-dressed girl who was piloting the ship. You rescue her and find out that she’s a Silvite – a descendant of the silver civilisation. Her name is Fina and she has come to collect each of the moon crystals before Valua manage to find them: one from each part of the world, a crystal for each moon. Along the way you meet quite a few characters, including Drachma the rusty old pirate who is on a mission to chase and kill an Arcwhale that wronged him in the past, and Gilder who is probably the coolest guy in the whole game, he can do anything… with style. Many other characters and crew members are also there to be discovered: try and find them all!

Moving onto the battle system, it’s pretty good too: you get a certain amount of spirit points, depending on your level, per turn and those points let you use magic or a super move. This is kind of like Final Fantasy’s limit break but not as powerful or as impressive. Some of the effects may give you a bit of a headache though; you’ll see why once you play it. The element colour of your weapon can also be changed so that you can do more damage by changing to the opposite element. The battles are a standard turn-based affair; you level up as you would in any other RPG. But that’s only half the battle system, as you also get to fight with your ships. Here, you get four turns to attack in; you can defend, focus (that gives your party a small spirit point boost), attack (with either a normal cannon, a torpedo or harpoon cannon), use your crew (each crew member has a different ability), magic, item and run. Each attack uses a certain amount of spirit points and depending on the person that fires it, you’ll do either less or more damage, depending on the character who fired the cannon.

The graphics are pretty admirable too. It’s not the newest game so don’t expect Xbox-standard graphics, the polygon count isn’t too high, for instance, but they are still great. Unlike Final Fantasy, Skies of Arcadia doesn’t rely on fancy over-the-top FMV to wow the player: there is no FMV at all, only cut scenes that look exactly the same as the in-game graphics. Everything is polished off and there aren’t many jagged edges. Even the food is nicely detailed, and the characters look pretty nice (especially Gilder). Just wait until you see some of the locations, the Ice city especially; it’s got nice shiny surfaces and patterns on practically everything. It all looks cold and icy just like it should. The monsters which you fight are quite well done but the ships are just astounding: they look fabulous flying through the clouds and when the sun and all the rays hit them it looks pretty realistic.

The music is all the usual RPG stuff – quite orchestral. Now, I don’t know much about music but I do know that this is the stuff I like: the music is one of the most important bits in a game because it sets the scene and if you have fast-moving music for a sorrowful scene it just won’t work. Skies of Arcadia manages to have brilliant music throughout, from soft ballads to fast “move otherwise we’re going to die” music. It’s a fitting and varied soundtrack which is almost as memorable as the characters themselves; during the game there are many cultures that you visit so the music changes to match the style and mood. The sound effects are adequate, though they don’t really stand out that much. They’re not dreadful but they’re not magnificent either. The only thing that should have been changed about the music and sound is the voice acting: it’s not even really worthy of the name, it’s just an annoyingly-placed word or so here or there that really doesn’t fit in.

The game is also quite lengthy. It’s not overly hard though some bits can be a bit annoying when you have to repeat the same battle over and over. It’ll easily take you fifty or more hours to complete and that’s if you only do half the stuff in the game. There’s so much to do, like finding all the discoveries around the world. Once you get immersed in this game, you had better take a big breath because it’ll be a long time before you stop playing.

So there it is: one of the finest RPGs on the Dreamcast, an astonishing game that creates a unique atmosphere way up high in the skies, a game about war, power, struggle and most of all determination. A truly classic game with only a few niggles here and there that prevent it from getting a perfect 10. It’s a game to be played by everyone who owns a Dreamcast; nobody should shun this game.

Yeah, to be honest I only really watched this show because of the name… it sounded completely crazy and well, I wasn’t particularly shocked to find out that it is! But on the other hand, a part of me actually expected it to be a bit crap, dangling round the mediocre puddle per say but it’s obvious that it has some sort of ‘budget’ rather than it just being a cheapo affair. (Further investigation has revealed that it’s actually by Gainax… so that explains the budget).

Both the humour and style are of a similar vain to Dead Leaves (you know, the film about a prison on the moon with a crazy colour palette which was released a few years back). It also slightly reminded me of super jail… yes, I do mean that crappy show on adult swim which is poorly animated and has some violence but they can’t actually swear.. yeah, well let’s put it this way this is what adult swim should really be showing… eye popping, flourescent, visceral, ecchi and most importantly an utter LOL and 1/2 (partly at the ridiculousness of it all).

The premise of the plot is this: Panty & Stocking are both supposedly ‘angels’ whose mission is to go around defeating the minions of hell… and whilst they may do that in their own weird kind of way, they are both actually quite hellish perverted and down right foul half the time. Panty is obsessed with men and can usually be found hanging out around the ‘immoral hotel’ engaging in the obvious activity. Stocking is obsessed with sugar and anything sweet. Garterbelt is ‘the reverend’ who kicks Panty & Stocking’s arses into gear (as otherwise they’d just sit around all day fornicating and eating sweets respectively).The two of them have to collect ‘heavens’ – these appear to be some sort of coin/token which they can use for getting out of ‘here’ apparently.

This pilot episode involves the duo investigating two scenarios, the first one involving a spirit who is attacking humans during excretion and the second is a death race involving an angry spirit who takes over all kinds of vehicles in order to go faster and faster and eventually climax, I wonder where I’ve heard that before?

If you can imagine a blender going round at 100Mph and then putting in the following ingredients

1. Insanity

2. Numerous perversions/ecchiness

3. Turds

That is somewhat what this show is like… needless to say, I like it! and after watching the first episode, I’ll definitely be watching the second…

Review: Chromeo – Business Casual

After a three year absence Chromeo return with their new ten track set ‘Business Casual’.

It’s clear right from the get-go that the French-Canadian electrofunk duo haven’t lost their touch when it comes to funky 80’s inspired electrofunk.

Which of course means that there’s still plenty of that Zapp/Roger inspired talkbox  magic. (Yeah, I’m aware that Herbie Hancock & others were using the tech way before Zapp / Roger but in my opinion Chromeo’s style with the talkbox is directly influenced by Zapp / Roger).

The cheeky lyrical style is also alive & well (‘I’m not a bloody social worker!”) and the musical arrangement itself feels funkier than ever. As well as being more open and orchestral than some of their earlier work, it also seems to have used a greater variety of instruments.

Many of the tracks also have a distinct 80’s dance or disco sound, which I find to be generally a good thing!

Tracklist:

  1. Hot Mess
  2. I’m Not Contagious
  3. Night by Night
  4. Don’t Turn the Lights On
  5. You Make It Rough
  6. When the Night Falls
  7. Don’t Walk Away
  8. J’ai claqué la porte
  9. The Right Type
  10. Grow Up

Standout tracks: Hot Mess; Night by Night; You Make It Rough; Don’t walk Away.

‘J’ai claqué la porte ‘ is a track performed entirely in French (The clue’s in the title!).  This isn’t the first time the duo have shown off their linguistical skills in their work. It’s a much more breezy, lighter track than the rest of the album, but is no less infectious.  It also helps to showcase the more varied instrumentation.

My personal favourite on the album though has to be ‘When The Night Falls.’  It has a really great 80’s dance vibe, especially in the hook & chorus. My one and only gripe with the album is that some of the tracks are a little on the short side, fading out just as they reach their peak. No doubt this won’t be an issue in any remixes that the album / singles spawn.

In conclusion:

This is a very welcome return from Chromeo. An album packed full of beats that will make your subwoofer growl and your neighbour howl!

P.S: Oh yeah, their fascination with shapely female legs continues on the album’s cover!

FFXIV Performance Test

I saw yesterday that the release date for FFXIV has been set… which means that my social life will be going down the drain come 30th September.

I used to play a lot of FFXI back in my college days so I’ve been waiting for this game ever since they announced it.  As soon as I got home I turned on both of my PC’s and began to run the benchmark utility that is available to download.

The results for both of my machines weren’t as bad as I thought they would be actually, I am quite impressed with the performance of both PC’s and had to take some screenshots just to prove to a friend who has an Intel i7 920, 6GB of (DDR3) RAM and a ATI HD (not sure of the exact number but it’s a good card – better than mine) that my PC had outperformed his. Whilst my PC isn’t bad, it shouldn’t be able to stand up to that, as if you know anything about hardware you’ll know that a Core 2 Quad Q6600, 4GB (DDR2) RAM and a Nvidia Geforce 9800GTX+ which is a few years old now shouldn’t be able to outperform what is essentially a brand new machine so it seems that somewhere on the i7, something is bottlenecking and slowing the whole system down quite substantially.

Anyway, on with the screenshots:

My higher spec PC scored 3100 on the test at a resolution of 1280×720 and 2028 at the higher resolution of 1920×1080. My lower spec PC scored 1288 on the lower res which is fairly respectable considering it’s 5yrs old!

Below is the website where the benchmark utility can be downloaded from:

FFXIV Benchmark

If it plays anything like how it looks and FFXI then it should be an epic gaming experience – I can’t wait.

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